My name is Iona

• Canadian. Engaged to a Welsh Bahamian (Bahamian, not Bohemian). Nursing her own brand of crazy. Notoriously unable to ever make up her mind. Wondering what country she'll be living in a year from now. See my About page (above) for more.

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No longer contributing to unemployment statistics

Thats right! This girl got herself a job. Lord help us all, someone has deemed me fit to be a “Beauty Advisor”. I’m going to be selling Lancôme products. Full time. With no experience. Or training. Goodness gracious. (Yes, I say that. No, I’m not 75. I also say Jumpin’ Moses).

So I guess I should familiarize myself with Lancôme products, seeing as I don’t currently own any. And yes, I am admitting that, despite managing to get hired on, I have no knowledge base whatsoever. Actually (and I’m rather proud of this), I used the line “I wear makeup” to get to this point.

Ok, admittedly I did say more than that. But can you imagine if I hadn’t? And still got hired? Good story, I’m sure.

Ah, yes. I’m amusing. I think I’ll go celebrate with a bottle of vodka by lying on the couch and watching the tv that wants to be watched. And I might also paint my toenails. I was going to have a coffee, but it got cold and when I reheated it there was a strange brown skin on the surface. Also? I’m going to watch a tree age. Because that’s how wild my Friday night is. I know, I know, you’re jealous. I won’t rub it in.

Published by Chi on June 15th, 2007 tagged blurbs

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